Mottos

Fish or cut bait.

Boredom is a luxury.

Be nice.

The deal with rain is that you get wet.

Let the dog drive.

Anyone can say anything.

All hat, no cattle.

A sad story and a nickel will get you a gum ball.

Manhood isn’t the state of not being a woman, it’s the state of not being a boy.

An excuse is just another way of saying “I can’t keep my word.”