Dog person / burrito enthusiast

Portland, OR, USA

I am the principal and sole employee of SCRUBJAY. I wish I could ride my bike over this hill every single day. In my youth I practiced archaeology and wrote terrible short fiction. I have collected a few of my favorite essays.

My pronouns are he/him/his.

I am @axoplasm most places on the Internet.

Axoplasm is a real word.

Latest entries in my web-log


Heat Dome

No one asked but here’s my system for keeping a house cool in hot weather with minimal A/C  cont’d

Proud to be currently traveling with: