Attention fellow penis-owners!
Affecting interest in the following items will not, in fact, make you “manly”
- Straight razors
- Muddy bicycle races
- Facial hair
- The kind of boots, shirts, or hats loggers used to wear
- Crappy condescending attitudes about women and TEH GAYZ
“OK Sherlock, what affectations do make you ‘manly?’”
- Devoting the entireity of your attention to caring for the people who need you, and not bitching about it.