Manly Men

Published 2013-02-28

Attention fellow penis-owners!

Affecting interest in the following items will not, in fact, make you “manly”

  • Bacon
  • Cigars
  • Firearms
  • Whiskey
  • Straight razors
  • Muddy bicycle races
  • Facial hair
  • The kind of boots, shirts, or hats loggers used to wear
  • Crappy condescending attitudes about women and TEH GAYZ

“OK Sherlock, what affectations do make you ‘manly?’”

  • Devoting the entireity of your attention to caring for the people who need you, and not bitching about it.