Is It Wrong That I Actually Like...

Published 2006-07-11
  • old apples when they get dry and wrinkly?
  • watching Jaws over and over and over again?
  • leftovers (especially pizza!) that sit out on the counter overnight and become room temperature and slightly rubbery?
  • leaving the window open when it's raining?
  • the way a car smells when you get in early the morning?
  • riding the bus?
  • when toddlers trip for no apparent reason?
  • (and then they get up, run to their mother, and then start crying?)
  • waking up early?
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger?
  • licorice?
  • sunburn?
  • playing the same Starcraft scenario over and over again until I’ve perfected it in such a way that I can completely defeat the Zerg without losing a single marine?
  • shaving my legs?
  • tribal tattoos?
  • McMenamin’s?
  • working through lunch?
  • just walking around the Apple Store, but not buying anything?
  • Joe vs. the Volcano?
  • R.E.M.’s Monster?
  • the empty feeling just after I throw up?
  • the way dogs smell?