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March 8th, 2010

Mountain Bikes

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Dave Moulton wrote today about the evolution of mountain biking. He asked for his readers’ “take on the period” — here’s mine:

Big Boy Bikes

I grew up in rural Nebraska in the 1970s when banana seats gave way to BMX. My favorite thing wasn’t jumping ditches though so much as taking long rambles up dirt roads, I’d be gone for hours. In retrospect I was probably never more than 2 or 3 miles away from the house but it felt much farther. I had a fear of county roads and blacktop traffic, so I stuck to dirt roads: section road, irrigation access, that kind of thing.

We moved to the “big city” Lincoln in the early 80s and I bought my first grownup bike, a late 70s vintage 10-spd “racing” bike. I think it was a Sekai. I rode this and a Schwinn Varsity until high school. My new favorite bike thing was to ride those 10-spds all day, either around town into new neighborhoods, or to outlying towns. At age 13 I rode my Varsity 52 miles (round trip) on a surprise visit to a girl in a neighboring town. I taped cans of Coke to the frame for sustenance, and ate a slice of pizza before the ride home. The girl was out of town, that taught me to always call ahead.

For about 5 years I barely rode at all. It was too “uncool” to be seen on a bike at my gearhead high school, or so I felt anyway. I kept that unhealthy obsession with cars until college when I got my first MTB, a Giant Rincon (1992).

The Rincon reawakened the joy of being gone all day on a bike. This time it was back to dirt roads, and wasteland like timber claims or Wilderness Park (an undeveloped city park southwest of Lincoln). I also lived exactly the right distance from campus for steady bike commuting: too near to drive, too far to walk. After college I took the Rincon — and its successor: a Yokota mountainbike — with me on my archaeological adventures across the Great Plains. I never had the Xtreme Mad Huck personality ascendent in 90s MTB culture, I never railed on sketchy descents or caught big air. My ideal ride was a long distance on two-track in the hinterland. Exploring. Cow-trailing. Unsuspended steel MTBs excel at that.

Yokota

I took the Yokota with me to grad school — I had long since given up cars entirely — where it was my primary mode of transport. Ironically, once I moved to Oregon — where we have actual mountains — I pretty stopped mountain biking. This was the mid-90s and MTB culture was no longer under the radar, and in Oregon at any rate you couldn’t just go ride a bike on all that sweet singletrack. Either it was closed to bikes, or it was developed into a kind of skills park for Mad Hucking. Mostly, to ride a MTB bike in Oregon it helps to have a car; you have to drive to a “trailhead” where you spin around for an hour or so then drive home. It has always struck me as absurd to drive somewhere to Have Fun by biking (or hiking, or skiing) around in little circles. Other than riding a bike to work, I never spent much time on a bike between 1995 and 2001.

Cape Sebastian

Not quite a decade ago I bought another road bike — actually kind of a cross/touring bike, a Bianchi Volpe. That set me on my last — and most durable — love affair with bikes. With a road bike (or better, a ’cross bike), as soon as you step out the front door you’re Having Fun. That bike kept me sane through my divorce, when my all-day-bike-riding habits became a little obsessive. The peak of that period was my solo tour down the Oregon Coast.

This was how I met Jenny: she saw me carrying my bike into our apartment building (we were neighbors), and she asked “do you know any good rides around here?” I didn’t ask her out right that second but I eventually did, and the story had a happy ending. Much of our early courtship — and most of our vacations, even today — are had on bike. Sometimes on that Bianchi, or on one of its roadie successors.

At the Friday Harbor airfield

Last spring I won a fancy new Kona mountain bike. I never would have bought this bike myself, and I’m kind of at a loss for what to do with it. Mostly it’s seen semi-legal singletrack in the weirdly-zoned terrain of SW Portland. I guess you still have to drive a car somewhere to have fun on a mountain bike, and I still think that’s stupid.

New Steed in the Stable

On Saturday, I rode my Vanilla road bike 90 miles — all on blacktop — into the beautiful rural hinterlands around Portland. I don’t get to do this as often as I used to but it’s still my favorite bike thing to do.

March 3rd

Yesterday I received a transmission from the 2030s

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Orion’s been home sick a few times lately. Because my work schedule is more flexible I’m the one who gets to stay home with him. It’s easy for me to get a little tired of this, especially as Jenny has parent conferences right now so I’m doing extra-long childcare shifts (15 hrs.) with a (slightly) sick kid, and no car.

I lack Jenny’s talent for getting Orion to fall back asleep at naptime so I generally wind up holding him and rocking in the chair while he falls asleep ... and then sitting motionless for [X] minutes while he finishes his nap. Well when this happened about an hour into O’s nap yesterday, [X] turned out to be about 180. That’s a long time to sit pretty much unmoving, upright, with 25 pounds of kid sleeping on your lap. It could get a little boring.

But when this happened yesterday I had the good fortune to receive, at that exact moment, a memory transmitted backward in time from myself in ten or twenty years. Holding my napping toddler son while my legs fall asleep seems painfully boring at the moment it’s happening, but apparently it’ll become one of my favorite memories. And someday I’ll wish more than I can imagine right now to relive that feeling for even a few minutes.

February 22nd

Rick

My friend Rick committed suicide this past week. I heard about this on Saturday.

I’d known Rick for at least 12 years that I could reckon and maybe longer. He was the kind of friend I’d cross the street to talk to, in fact I saw him around — at the library, on the bus — quite a lot because he only lived a few blocks away. Despite which I didn’t really know him all that well beyond sort of the facts of his life. I didn’t know his internal life and so on. That’s kind of a theme that's emerging. He lost his longtime job a few years ago and went back to school for electrical engineering. He was in a band ... he was always in a band. He was an audiophile and music lover, and had beautiful guitars that he always put to good use.

I last saw him at a party about 3 wks ago, he had just quit the band to concentrate on school full time. School was really hard on him, we talked about how much harder it is to learn new subjects in your 30s compared to your 20s. Anyway he got all As last term. I can’t imagine what was in his mind the last weeks or months. He may have seen his life as something failed or difficult but I envied lots of things about it, things I didn’t have any more or never had to begin with. He was single/childless and had lots of freedom. He was funny and everyone liked him. He was a talented musician and good at math. I especially envied that, having never been very good at math and even worse at music. I wish I'd have told him this, but like I said he kind of held most people at arm's length.

He had a few very good friends and lots of casual ones, and I was in the second group. I’m not feeling too sad yet in a way like “I miss Rick” but I feel really bad for those people who were very close to him. Those people are in my thoughts now.

February 10th

Lent, a little early

I realize Ash Wednesday is next week but I’m gonna get started early on Lent. I never do Lent, not being a Christian except in the “culturally Christian” sense, but with the seasonal theme of sacrifice and redemption it feels like a good time to do some spiritual housecleaning.

But what to “give up?” It turns out I’m pretty much living the medieval version of Lent already, as I scarcely ever eat meat, drink beer, or lust any more. (I do drink a lot of coffee and enjoy the occasional donut, sure.) I’m lousy at this materialism thing so I score pretty low on the avarice and envy scales too. Not a lot of personal sins to give up here. Besides which, focusing on personal sins is a little narcissistic: I don’t need to better my self, I need to better my relationships.

To that end, here are my Lent resolutions:

  1. No more screens at home. I pretty much stopped watching TV so that’s easy to quit. But also: no more idly surfing TV Tropes on the iTouch. No more Google Reader at breakfast. No more “catching up” with the news on Sunday night. When I’m at home, my focus should be on my relationships with Jenny, Orion, and Bismarck not glowing rectangles. I make two exceptions here:
    • I can check the weather
    • If I’m working. On work. The kind that gets me paid.
  2. No more social media narcisssism. Specifically: my personal TwitterFacebookFlickrverse doesn’t care so much about how nice my commute was. I could just say: “no more Twitter and Facebook” but then I’d miss out on what my friends are doing, which is the purpose right? So to this end I’m limiting myself to four social media activities:
    • “Liking” things on Facebook
    • Retweeting and “faving” items on Twitter
    • Direct Messages on any medium
    • Tweeting progress on my New Year’s Resolution
  3. Tithe for my neighborhood. Specifically, renew my commitment to some organizations that I’ve let languish:

January 27th

My New Year’s Resolution lets me drink a case of Fat Tire every week

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On Monday I rolled over 10,000 miles on the Vanilla. Sadly I didn’t have a camera, so you’ll have to take my word for it. An occasion like this is a good time to reckon what my mileage is like over a long period.

Red Fender vs. Vanilla

Right now I have 10,030 mi. on the Vanilla and 3516 mi. on the Soma. I know that I’ve ridden 3365 mi. since September 11, 2007, because on that day I rolled over 6666 mi. and blogged about it. 869 days have passed since that day, so I can get weirdly accurate numbers for my aggregate mileage:

Bicycle Total mi.* mi./day mi./wk mi./yr
Soma 3516 4.05 28.32 1477.81
Vanilla 3364 3.87 27.10 1413.93
Both 6880 7.92 55.42 2891.74
*(since 9/11/2007)

New Steed in the Stable This leaves off a few miles I’ve ridden on my newish Kona mountain bike, which I never bothered to fit with a computer. Also, I’ve changed the batteries on both road bike computers, which means there are a few miles off the books for those bikes as well. But really, I can’t imagine I have more than 100–200 mi. unaccounted for.

This year I resolved to ride 100 mi./week, every week, without rolling miles from long weeks into short ones. Which means I have to dig up an extra 44.58 mi./wk.

I can do a wee bit more math, this time less precise. I have previously calculated that, for my weight, and over the hills I usually ride, and at my usual pace, I burn about 550 kcal/hr. riding my bikes. (“kcal” means the same thing as “calories” in general usage.) This lets me reckon the following:

44.58 mi./wk. ÷ 12.5 mi./hr. = 3.57 hrs./wk. × 550 kcal/hr. = 1961.52 kcal/wk. ÷ 160 kcal/bottle of Fat Tire beer = 12.26 bottles of Fat Tire beer/wk.

So, and not to put too fine a point on it, the excess mileage I’m making to meet my resolution lets me drink a hard case of New Belgium Fat Tire beer every week, and still lose weight.

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